Posted by
DougfromEagan on Monday, January 14, 2008 7:40:18 PM
Attention People of Small Town America!
That mind numbing plague called "environmentalism" is slowly working it's way into your community!!
The infection will tend to take the path of least resistance. Old
hippies, retired teachers and college students are at high risk for
infection. From there, the infection grows at an alarming rate, hitting
next grade schools and their families. Growing geometrically now, this
brain numbing disease will spread out to churches then to politicians
where the infection metastasizes throughout the core of the community,
destroying businesses and job growth, and producing a general reduction
in the standard of living.
Symptoms of this plague include: a feeling that the world is ending and
only reverting to preindustrial society can save the earth. Wild
amounts of money will be spent on bike paths, solar panels, wind
energy, alternative fuels and other forms of "mother earth" phony
solutions. Soon the infected politicians and political action groups
will start talking about "sustainable living" schemes such as smart
growth, light rail and dense urban living to stave off urban sprawl and
save more land for wild animals and less for humans.
It is thought that the original carrier of this disease was either
Ted Kaczynski the UniBomber (the University professor) or Former vice
president Al Gore.
The infection tends to lower the I.Q. of almost all of those it contacts.
Be Aware!! The only known cure is education from a non-infected
source, usually a conservative, however the infection has reached some
of the top candidates on the Republican side. It's effects tend to numb
the brains of left leaning/socialist candidates first, Example: John
McCain and Mike Huckabee.